Silly multifandom pairing-meme!
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Can't remember where I found this.
Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions. Drabble responses are very welcome, too.
My characters
1. Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
2. Lionel Luthor (Smallville)
3. Gollum (Lord of the Rings)
4. Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)
5. Jo March (Little Women
6. Jane Roland (Temeraire)
7. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
8. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
9. Will Russel (Flambards)
10. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
The questions:
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents? (Gollum/Hermione)
Obviously, the kids are adopted. Gollum teaches them how to catch fish and eat it raw and Hermione teaches them reading, writing and arithmancy, so yes, they are quite good parents.
2.Describe #5 and #1's first kiss. (Jo/Tara)
Well, Jo has started a drama society in that place where all fictional characters hang out in their spare time (you know which one), and Tara has joined it. Jo likes Tara quite a lot – she thinks it’s because she reminds her of Beth – and Tara seems to like Jo back. One day, they reading through Jo’s latest play, and since there’s only one copy of the script they have to sit quite close to each other. Jo is the dashing hero and Tara is the beautiful princess he’s saving, and when they come to the kiss in the script, they somehow manage to kiss for real. It’s a nice kiss, so they continue.
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby? (Lionel, Jane/Sirius)
He would be delighted. He’ll have a magical, time-travelling dragon-riding baby of his very own, as soon as he’s disposed of the parents!
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date? (Donna/Hermione)
I can’t really see them together. Probably, Donna would just suggest/order that she and Hermione went out for drinks without their stupid emo-companions, and things would progress from there?
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon? (Will/Jane, Tonks)
For some reason, I want Will and Jane to honeymoon somewhere in Italy. Siena, I think. Anyway, they’re eating ice-cream at Piazza del Campo when Tonks bumps into them and points out that it’s funny that they are honeymooning in the early 21:th century when Jane belongs in the 19: th and Will in the early 20th. Will finds this extremely annoying, not to mention un-scientific. Tonks pointing out that she herself is dead doesn’t help.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice? (Jane, Tara, Gollum, Donna)
Jane picks Tara. Donna thinks she made the right choice, because well, Gollum is Gollum.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why? (Jo/Lionel)
I don’t think they have the same goal. Lionel might be needing a (fake) wife when he’s doing business in 19th century New England, and Jo probably lost a bet to Laurie, or something.
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most? (Will, Sirius)
The flying motorbike. Will disapproves of it because he claims not to believe in magic (though he secretly think that it’s awesome). Also, Sirius reminds Will slightly but unnervingly about Mark, and Will reminds Sirius slightly but unnervingly about Regulus, and neither of them can quite believe that the other one was the son who didn’t fit in.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1? (Tonks/Tara)
Tonks will seize the front of Tara’s jacket, shake it, declare that she wants to marry Tara anyway and yell that she doesn’t care when Tara tries to come up with objections. ;-)
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight? (Hermione/Tonks)
It is for Hermione, for Tonks it takes a while longer.
(Rambling time: I think one can make a case, based on canon, that Hermione likes Tonks; there’s the “do a face”-thing in OotP, “she’s more intelligent, she’s an auror” in HPB, and in DH she is the first to ask “what about Tonks”, when Lupin wants to join the trio’s very secret mission. Also, she’s the only person actually squeeing about Tonks having amulticoloured were-pup baby. Anyway, given the time-line and canonical love-interests issues I doubt it’s possible to write canon-compatible Hermione/Tonks, but it could be written as AU/AH without twisting canon as we know beyond recognition.)
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day? (Lionel/Will)
Everything that Will would need to build his own airplane.
(Will would sigh and decline the gift, because there’s no way he can fail to notice that Lionel is totally evil.)
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end? (Gollum/Jo)
If they were the last two fictional creatures in existence, and Gollum had gotten over the Precious and they found a nice cave near a stream where he could fish and she could write stories on clay-tablets? Maybe.
13. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve? (Donna/Sirius)
Donna thinks Sirius is way to thin and tries to fatten him up. He protests a lot but secretly enjoys the attention.
14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other? (Lionel/Hermione)
Lionel is the protective one, because after his experiment in question 3 didn’t work out, this is his best shot at getting magic superbabies to experiment on. Magic superbabies with thick, curly, magnificent hair.
15. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9 (Tara, Will)
Tara, probably. (Though she'll mean it platonically.)
16. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing. Sirius/Tonks
First they would have a nice picnic somewhere in the countryside, then they would go clubbing, then they would go home and have a threesome with Remus.
17. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them? (Gollum, Donna. Sirius.)
Both. Gollum has jitters because he’s having second thoughts about giving away his Precious, Donna is having second thoughts about marrying a mutated proto-hobbit with a split-personality problem. Male-attendant-to-the-bride Sirius (Frodo is best man) gives Donna firewhisky and offers to elope with her. (I doubt he cares that much about Gollum).
18. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams? (Jane)
I think Jane is more the “I like you. Let’s have sex!”-type than the secret admirer-type…
Bonus: Name the meme pairing you like best and least.
Best: Donna/Sirius, hand down.
Worst: Anything with Gollum?
Double bonus: Write a fic about either or both, featuring the situation from the meme.
No drabbles here, sorry.
Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions. Drabble responses are very welcome, too.
My characters
1. Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
2. Lionel Luthor (Smallville)
3. Gollum (Lord of the Rings)
4. Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)
5. Jo March (Little Women
6. Jane Roland (Temeraire)
7. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
8. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
9. Will Russel (Flambards)
10. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
The questions:
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents? (Gollum/Hermione)
Obviously, the kids are adopted. Gollum teaches them how to catch fish and eat it raw and Hermione teaches them reading, writing and arithmancy, so yes, they are quite good parents.
2.Describe #5 and #1's first kiss. (Jo/Tara)
Well, Jo has started a drama society in that place where all fictional characters hang out in their spare time (you know which one), and Tara has joined it. Jo likes Tara quite a lot – she thinks it’s because she reminds her of Beth – and Tara seems to like Jo back. One day, they reading through Jo’s latest play, and since there’s only one copy of the script they have to sit quite close to each other. Jo is the dashing hero and Tara is the beautiful princess he’s saving, and when they come to the kiss in the script, they somehow manage to kiss for real. It’s a nice kiss, so they continue.
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby? (Lionel, Jane/Sirius)
He would be delighted. He’ll have a magical, time-travelling dragon-riding baby of his very own, as soon as he’s disposed of the parents!
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date? (Donna/Hermione)
I can’t really see them together. Probably, Donna would just suggest/order that she and Hermione went out for drinks without their stupid emo-companions, and things would progress from there?
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon? (Will/Jane, Tonks)
For some reason, I want Will and Jane to honeymoon somewhere in Italy. Siena, I think. Anyway, they’re eating ice-cream at Piazza del Campo when Tonks bumps into them and points out that it’s funny that they are honeymooning in the early 21:th century when Jane belongs in the 19: th and Will in the early 20th. Will finds this extremely annoying, not to mention un-scientific. Tonks pointing out that she herself is dead doesn’t help.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice? (Jane, Tara, Gollum, Donna)
Jane picks Tara. Donna thinks she made the right choice, because well, Gollum is Gollum.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why? (Jo/Lionel)
I don’t think they have the same goal. Lionel might be needing a (fake) wife when he’s doing business in 19th century New England, and Jo probably lost a bet to Laurie, or something.
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most? (Will, Sirius)
The flying motorbike. Will disapproves of it because he claims not to believe in magic (though he secretly think that it’s awesome). Also, Sirius reminds Will slightly but unnervingly about Mark, and Will reminds Sirius slightly but unnervingly about Regulus, and neither of them can quite believe that the other one was the son who didn’t fit in.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1? (Tonks/Tara)
Tonks will seize the front of Tara’s jacket, shake it, declare that she wants to marry Tara anyway and yell that she doesn’t care when Tara tries to come up with objections. ;-)
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight? (Hermione/Tonks)
It is for Hermione, for Tonks it takes a while longer.
(Rambling time: I think one can make a case, based on canon, that Hermione likes Tonks; there’s the “do a face”-thing in OotP, “she’s more intelligent, she’s an auror” in HPB, and in DH she is the first to ask “what about Tonks”, when Lupin wants to join the trio’s very secret mission. Also, she’s the only person actually squeeing about Tonks having a
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day? (Lionel/Will)
Everything that Will would need to build his own airplane.
(Will would sigh and decline the gift, because there’s no way he can fail to notice that Lionel is totally evil.)
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end? (Gollum/Jo)
If they were the last two fictional creatures in existence, and Gollum had gotten over the Precious and they found a nice cave near a stream where he could fish and she could write stories on clay-tablets? Maybe.
13. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve? (Donna/Sirius)
Donna thinks Sirius is way to thin and tries to fatten him up. He protests a lot but secretly enjoys the attention.
14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other? (Lionel/Hermione)
Lionel is the protective one, because after his experiment in question 3 didn’t work out, this is his best shot at getting magic superbabies to experiment on. Magic superbabies with thick, curly, magnificent hair.
15. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9 (Tara, Will)
Tara, probably. (Though she'll mean it platonically.)
16. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing. Sirius/Tonks
First they would have a nice picnic somewhere in the countryside, then they would go clubbing, then they would go home and have a threesome with Remus.
17. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them? (Gollum, Donna. Sirius.)
Both. Gollum has jitters because he’s having second thoughts about giving away his Precious, Donna is having second thoughts about marrying a mutated proto-hobbit with a split-personality problem. Male-attendant-to-the-bride Sirius (Frodo is best man) gives Donna firewhisky and offers to elope with her. (I doubt he cares that much about Gollum).
18. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams? (Jane)
I think Jane is more the “I like you. Let’s have sex!”-type than the secret admirer-type…
Bonus: Name the meme pairing you like best and least.
Best: Donna/Sirius, hand down.
Worst: Anything with Gollum?
Double bonus: Write a fic about either or both, featuring the situation from the meme.
No drabbles here, sorry.
