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[ profile] angua9 has a meme about books for JKR obsessives, which is rather wonderful, though I do think that she has mixed up Edith Nesbit with Evelyn Nesbit. Anyway, I read poor Evelyn's Wikipedia entry and came to the conclusion that someone really should write NC-17 badfic where poor, virginial artists' model Harry Potter is coerced by the lascivious Snape/Lucius/Voldemort/Sirius to cavort on a red velvet swing and pose for suggestive photographs, until he lands in an even more destructive relationship with rich, sadistic drug-addict Draco/Blaise/Snape/Ginny. (This being HP fandom, someone has probably already written it.)

Anyway, the meme! )

In other news, beer good, that pickled (?) ginger you get with sushi better.
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I assume you either have read it or don't care, but who knows... )

HP-crack plotbunnies:

  • Winky enters into a marriage of convenience with Kreacher so she can go back to servitude. Then they fall in love and get a bunch of little multicolored houseelflings! Or she cheats on him with Dobby and they all end up tragically dead.

  • Rome/HP kind-of-crossover with Harry as Vorenus, Ron as Pullo and Hermione as Octavian.

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The Flambards-series are among that kind of books which makes me wish I had the talent and energy to write fan-fiction. (I think I will try to write something about them - but some form of litcrit, not fiction.) However, if I could, these are the stories I would write:
Spoilery for K.M. Peytons Flambards, The Edge of the Cloud, Flambards in Summer, Flambards Divided )
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I happened to catch an early episode of Beverly Hills 90210 on TV3 the other day, and made the following observations:
1. No matter how low Chloe and Clark will sink, they (i.e. their relationship, their storyline) will never be as painful to watch as Brandon/Andrea.
2. Shannen Doherty was really...not at all fat, but she had the largest waist I've seen on a female lead on an American teen drama for years. It made me unreasonably happy until I remembered that the show is more than a decade old.
3. Jackie Taylor (Kelly's flaky mom) is my favourite character on the show. Not a big feat, given that it was full of whiny, self-righteous people.

Speaking of teen shows, I kind of wish I could watch The O.C.. Cause Adam Brody was the cutest Freak of the Week EVER

I'm re-reading Guy Gavriel Kay's The Fionavar Tapestry and I'm "casting" it in my head. I've decided that I want Tom Welling to play Dave - he's not quite right physically, but he is so good at acting whiny and petulant. (I've also decided that TW should play Joe in The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, because The RPS of Pain has made me believe that he really has a czech accent.) More SV actors in Fionavar, one tiny spoiler for FT )

I've decided to write down my current stupid and somewhat less stupid Smallville-plotbunnies here. (And if anyone wants to take them, alter them genetically and make stew out of them, you're welcome.) All of them are Lana-centric, and I have no idea why.

1. AU where Emily doesn't drown and Lana gives her the kryptonite-necklace to thank her for saving her life. Emily becomes the perfect, popular girl and Lana becomes a quiet, bookish nerd. How would this affect Clark and Lana's relationship? Would they become friends? Would Clark still have a crush on Lana, or would he pine for the unobtainable Emily? What would Chloe, Whitney, Pete and Lex do in this universe?
2. Really whacky movie-of-the-week badfic bunny where (an adult) Chloe has Lionel's baby, leaves him and moves in with her new lover, Lana. After a couple of years Chloe dies and Lana must fight against the evil mr Luthor to keep custody of her darling child. Can Superman help?
3. Chlionel, seen from Lana's (jealous) perspective. Or Chlionel seen from any other characters perspective.


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